Sneaking into Thailand
Alright, folks, gather around for this one, because this is the story of how I tried to take a vacation in Thailand… without a passport, ticket, or ANY clue how planes work. Spoiler: things went downhill fast!
So, there I was, dreaming about the beaches of Thailand, the spicy food, and, most importantly, the monkeys! I HAD to go. But how? I saw a plane at the airport and thought, "Hey, I’m small enough to sneak on board." Easy peasy, right? WRONG.
I managed to hide in the luggage area for about two minutes before airport security found me. These guys were scary! They started asking me all these questions like, “Who are you?” and “Why are you in a suitcase?” I panicked, yelled, “I’M JUST A TOURIST!” and made a run for it. Yeah, turns out, running from security makes you look guilty. Who knew?
Now, I’m a fugitive. The airport police are chasing me all over the terminal. I tried hiding in the snack bar, but apparently, aliens grabbing free donuts isn’t normal. So, I bolted to the harbor and thought, “Okay, Plan B: I’ll just take a boat to Thailand!” Genius, right?
But guess what? Boats cost money. And I, being the broke alien that I am, tried sneaking onto a cargo ship. Unfortunately, the captain caught me before I could even say, “Ahoy!” So there I was, back to square one.
Then, the light bulb moment: “What if I mail myself to Thailand?” Brilliant, I know. I found a giant box, painted myself like a statue, and wrote “TO THAILAND” on the label. They totally fell for it! Next thing I know, I’m being shipped across the ocean. When I got there, I jumped out, yelled, “SURPRISE!” and made a run for the jungle.
And oh boy, the monkeys were EVERYTHING. We played tag, ate bananas, and even took a nap together. It was the best day of my life. Thailand is awesome!
But then I realized… how do I get back to Japan? Well, same way I got there! I climbed into another package and pretended to be a limited-edition action figure. Boom. Free shipping back home!
When Neo saw me, he just sighed and said, “Pigu, what did you do this time?” I told him, “Vacation, obviously. You should try it!”
Moral of the story: If you want to go on an adventure, don’t let little things like “laws” or “money” stop you. Just think outside the box! (Literally.)