Pigu's Epic Talent Show Disaster
Okay, okay, you’ve gotta hear this! So I had this big idea to throw my own talent show in the middle of a park. I’m talking a full-on extravaganza! It was gonna be epic. I mean, who wouldn’t want to watch me juggle watermelons? (Spoiler: I can’t juggle.) So, I grabbed my sock puppet—yeah, I know, I'm already a professional ventriloquist—named Mr. Noodle. I thought I was funny.
So, I stand there all dramatically and yell, “Welcome, one and all, to the greatest show ever!” Nobody seemed to care at first, but then Neo and Julie reluctantly joined. It’s like they didn’t know I was the funniest thing in the park! Whatever, it’s fine. It’s not like I care about their feelings… not much. 😜
I start juggling… wait, NO, I start throwing watermelons and pretending to juggle. Of course, they all fall, and a guy gets splashed in the face! Oops! But you know what? The crowd loved it! I’m a genius. Then I did my ventriloquism act. So, I yell, “What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?”
And guess what Mr. Noodle said? “DO-YOU-THINK-HE-SAURUS!” Yeah, that’s right, I’m hilarious.
The crowd’s reaction? Mixed. Some groaned, but this little kid cracked up. And that’s all I needed. I’m basically a star now. After that, I dragged Neo into my “big finish,” where I covered him with a red blanket and—POOF!—I was supposed to make him turn into a giant red alien. But nope. He just stood there glaring at me. I still think it was brilliant!
Neo didn’t seem to agree, but the crowd went wild. So yeah, that’s how I became the next big thing in Tokyo. You’re welcome, everyone.
Me: “Did you hear them? They loved me! I’m a STAR!”
Neo: “You’re a disaster.”
Me (smirking): “Same thing.” 😎