That Kid Who Lied About Getting Sick (Part 7)
Alright, folks, it's time to buckle up for Part 7 of this wild ride! So, after all the craziness from the last few days, Coop and I decided we needed another round with Mikey. We weren’t getting any answers, and it was driving us crazy. So we dialed him up again, and this time, it was a phone call that lasted over three hours. THREE HOURS! But did we get any closer to the truth? Spoiler alert: Not really. But hey, we had fun trying! (Well, mostly. Coop got a little mad...)
The Call Begins (Again)
The next day, Coop and I were determined. We called Mikey, prepared for the longest investigation ever. Pigu's Detective Skills? CHECK. Coop’s patience? ...Well, let's just say it was a *work in progress*. Anyway, we called Mikey, ready for some serious answers, but all we got were more cryptic responses and ridiculous excuses. Mikey still wasn't budging. "I was sick because I was sick," he said. "That's the truth!" Yeah, sure, Mikey. Keep telling yourself that.
Theories Galore!
As the conversation dragged on, Coop and I couldn’t help but bounce around different theories. So, we decided to put our detective hats on and brainstorm—*100 theories*—about what was really going on with Mikey. Each one more ridiculous than the last, but hey, you never know! Here's a few of them:
Top 10 Theories from Pigu and Coop's Investigation
- 1. Mikey's allergic to fun.
- 2. Mikey’s actually an undercover alien trying to blend in with humans.
- 3. Mikey’s been secretly living in a bunker to escape a zombie apocalypse.
- 4. Mikey has a secret life as a professional napper.
- 5. Mikey’s allergic to sunshine and only comes out at night.
- 6. Mikey is training to be the next superhero, but needs his downtime to recharge.
- 7. Mikey’s parents are actually robots, and he doesn’t want to admit it.
- 8. Mikey is secretly the leader of a spy ring and is hiding from the government.
- 9. Mikey’s scared of going on excursions because he has an irrational fear of buses.
- 10. Mikey hates fun because he’s in a permanent state of being *sick* of everyone else’s nonsense.
And the list goes on. We were throwing out theories like crazy, each more ridiculous than the last, but every one of them seemed just as plausible as Mikey’s lame excuse. Mikey just kept dodging us with vague answers, and honestly, Coop was getting fed up. He kept asking, "Why can’t you just tell us the truth, Mikey?" And Mikey’s response? "I am telling you the truth!"
Time for a Funny Investigation
As the hours passed, I couldn’t help but lighten the mood a little. I started making *ridiculous puns* about Mikey’s sickness. "Maybe Mikey just needs a ‘chill pill,’" I said, trying to get a laugh. Coop rolled his eyes, but it made Mikey laugh—at least for a second. We needed to keep things light, or we’d go crazy with all the cryptic answers.
But Coop wasn’t laughing much. He was getting more and more frustrated. "I know you’re lying, Mikey. Just admit it!" Coop almost shouted through the phone. Mikey stayed quiet for a long moment, then finally said, "I told you, I’m not lying!"
Coop Gets Mad
At this point, Coop was starting to lose it. "Why are you always so evasive, Mikey? What’s going on?" He kept pressing Mikey for answers, but all Mikey kept saying was, "I was sick. I’m sorry. I don’t want to talk about it." Coop, getting even more mad, said, "You can’t just keep hiding behind ‘I was sick.’ That’s not good enough!"
Honestly, it was starting to feel like we were hitting a brick wall. Mikey wasn’t giving anything up, and Coop’s patience was running thin. I had to step in again to lighten the mood with more goofy jokes to stop Coop from exploding. I was like, "Come on, Coop, we’ll get him next time!" But it wasn’t that easy. Coop didn’t want to wait any longer. He was determined to get Mikey to spill the beans—no more games!
The Investigation Continues...
We spent a full THREE HOURS on that call, and yet, we still had nothing concrete. Just more excuses. It was exhausting! Mikey kept repeating the same line: "I was sick. I don’t want to talk about it." And we kept theorizing and pushing for answers. But we weren’t getting through. In the end, we were both mentally drained and no closer to the truth. Was Mikey hiding something serious? Or was he really just that bad at coming up with excuses?
What’s Next?
So here we are, folks. Another chapter in this never-ending mystery. Mikey’s still lying, and we’re still trying to figure out what’s really going on. Theories continue to stack up, and the frustration is building. Coop’s mad. I’m getting tired of puns. And Mikey? Well, he’s probably still hiding out somewhere, avoiding the truth.
But don’t worry, Pigu fans—this mystery is far from over. We won’t give up until we get to the bottom of Mikey’s secret. Stay tuned for the next chapter in our never-ending quest for the truth!