The Very Harsh Beach Vacation To Hawaii
Alright, guys. You know I’m always up for some fun and drama, but what happened on this vacation to Hawaii? Let me tell you, it was *crazy*. The first two days? Fine. But the third day? HARSH AS A BRICK. I mean, it almost killed me. But in the end, we still had some good times. Let me walk you through it all.
Day 1: The Perfect Start
We arrived in Hawaii, and let me tell you—paradise. The beach, the sunshine, the warm breeze—it was everything we had imagined. Neo, Lily, Julie, Kaito, and me (yes, of course, I’m there) were all super pumped to relax and have a good time.
“Look at that water!” Julie shouted, running straight for the waves. “It’s so clear!”
“I’m just here for the sun,” I said, throwing on my ridiculous sunhat and sunblock like a true beach expert. It was going great... until Lily and Neo started talking about, you know, *romance*.
Day 2: Kissy Kissy Oo
The second day, things got a little... well, *romantic*. Neo and Lily, of course, decided to “spend some quality time” together. (That’s what they call it, anyway.)
“Aww, look at them,” Kaito whispered to me, elbowing me in the side. “You think they’re going to kiss?”
“Kissy kissy oo! There it is!” I shouted, as Neo and Lily exchanged *ahem* a *very romantic* kiss. My outburst scared a nearby seagull who flew into a tree. Classic Pigu move.
“Pigu, shut up!” Lily said, blushing furiously. But honestly, it was too late. The *Kissy Kissy Oo* moment had been immortalized by my *exceptional* commentary.
Day 3: The Harshest Day
Here we are, folks—the day I *almost* died. The third day of our vacation. We woke up early, planning to go on a hike to see some lava rocks. Sounds cool, right? Nope. Not when it's *hotter than a brick oven* and you’re hiking in the middle of the day.
“Are we there yet?” Julie asked, wiping sweat off her forehead. “This is harder than I thought.”
“I feel like I’m turning into a puddle,” I complained, falling behind, dramatically clutching my chest. “Help! I’m dying of heat stroke!”
“We’re not even halfway up the mountain, Pigu!” Kaito yelled. “You need to stop being so dramatic!”
I gave him a look. “If I go down, you’re going down with me!”
By the time we made it to the top, we were all so hot and sweaty, we could’ve been mistaken for a group of *walking puddles*. And to make matters worse, we couldn’t even get a good photo because the camera kept fogging up from all the sweat. Ugh. Worst hike of my life.
Day 4: Back to Kissy Kissy Oo
The next day? Fine. No hiking, just beach time. And guess what? More romance! Yup, you guessed it, Neo and Lily went full *Kissy Kissy Oo* again. I swear these two are like magnets for each other. It’s like they can’t resist the *romantic chemistry* of the beach.
“Aren’t you happy for them, Pigu?” Julie asked, sitting next to me while I was trying (and failing) to build a sandcastle.
“Sure, yeah. Kissy kissy oo and all that. But have you seen the size of that sandcastle I’m building? It’s a work of art. Watch out, world, Pigu’s in town,” I said, trying to redeem myself after the *Kissy Kissy Oo* fiasco.
Day 5: More Kissy Kissy Oo, Less Drama
By day five, I was starting to get the hang of this vacation business. It was still hot, but I had mastered the art of sunbathing without *actually* getting sunburned. (*Ahem* I had a little help from a certain *very expensive* sunscreen). The group spent most of the day relaxing on the beach while I made friends with some nearby sand crabs.
“I’m officially adopting this crab,” I announced to the group. “His name is Mr. Crabs. He’s my new best friend.”
“You’re weird, Pigu,” Kaito said, rolling his eyes. “But you do you.”
End of the Vacation
After a long day of sunshine and *Kissy Kissy Oo* moments, we were all heading back to the hotel to pack up for the flight home. I couldn’t help but feel sad. Even though the third day nearly killed me, I had a blast. And I got to make some memories that would last forever (even the embarrassing ones, like the whole *Kissy Kissy Oo* situation).
“What do you think, Pigu?” Lily asked, giving me a hug. “Did you have fun?”
“I mean, aside from almost dying on that hike? Sure! I think I’m a changed person. But I *still* don’t understand why you guys had to kiss so much!” I exclaimed. I was secretly happy for them though.
“Don’t worry, Pigu,” Neo said, laughing. “We’ll save the *Kissy Kissy Oo* for the next vacation.”
The Takeaway
So what did we learn from this epic trip to Hawaii? Well, for one, never go hiking in the middle of the day if you want to avoid a heat stroke. For two, if you’re going on vacation with a couple, expect a lot of *Kissy Kissy Oo* moments. And finally, always be prepared for some laughs and fun, even if things go south (or rather *go harsh* like a brick) for a bit.
Oh, and if you’re going to build a sandcastle, make sure you have enough time to finish it. Because nothing says “vacation” like a perfectly built sandcastle and some good memories with friends.