Trip to China, Chongqing
Okay, okay, okay, here we go again! So after a few lovely days in Osaka (It was actually not lovely due to the hotel we stayed in), Neo and Lily decided to take their date to the next level... and by that, I mean a *romantic getaway to China*. Specifically, they headed to the bustling city of Chongqing. And guess who tagged along? That’s right! *Me*, Pigu! (I couldn’t let them have all the fun, could I?)
The Great Hotel Booked
Neo, being the efficient guy he is, booked a swanky hotel for our stay. We were talking five-star luxury here, folks. The kind of place with smooth sheets, room service, and views that’ll make you jealous! . But it didn’t last long…
The Kissy Kissy Ooo Time
Let’s be real. When Neo and Lily are in vacation mode, it’s *all about the kissy kissy ooo*! They spent the first few days being so lovey-dovey, it was almost sickening. Everywhere we went, they were holding hands, sneaking kisses, and whispering sweet nothings. I swear, I was basically their third wheel. But hey, I guess that’s part of the charm of being *Pigu*, the life of the party!
While they were busy being all adorable, I made sure to keep myself entertained—snapping photos, making jokes, and generally being my usual, hilarious self. Who needs romance when you can have *fun* like me, right?
The Sketchy Street Incident
But then... things took a strange turn. One evening, while we were exploring, we ended up in this sketchy street. No matter which way we turned, we just couldn’t find our way out. It was one of those places where the street lights barely worked, the shops were closed, and everything just *felt off*. You know, that eerie vibe? I was starting to feel like we’d stepped into the set of a spy movie.
In true Pigu style, I couldn’t keep my mouth shut. I made some jokes about how we were going to end up in some weird underground lair, which, in hindsight, might not have been the best time to crack a joke. Neo and Lily were focused on figuring out where we were, but they were just as lost as I was.
The Cheap Hotel Disaster
After wandering for what felt like hours, we realized that we were nowhere near our luxury hotel. In fact, we ended up booking the *cheapest* hotel we could find just to get some rest. This place was a total dive—there were stains on the sheets, the air conditioning didn’t work, and the walls were paper-thin. Worst hotel experience ever! But hey, at least we had a roof over our heads for the night. A very, very sketchy roof.
The Strange Dinner
We were starving by this point, so we decided to try the restaurant next door. And *oh boy*, did it live up to the “sketchy” vibe of the neighborhood. For dinner, we were served fried worms and butterflies. Yes, you read that right—*fried worms* and *butterflies*! I couldn’t even begin to explain how gross that was. I mean, who even eats that stuff?
But Neo, being Neo, just nodded and pretended to enjoy it. Lily was brave and tried a bite, but I could see the horror in her eyes. As for me? I couldn’t touch it with a ten-foot pole. I just made a bunch of jokes about being on a weird survivalist show and had a few laughs to get through it. I tell you, the things I’ll do to keep the mood light!
The Repeating Cycle
The next day, we tried to leave that hotel, but of course, the sketchy streets were still there. And somehow, we found ourselves in even *sketchier* streets. It felt like we were stuck in some kind of weird loop. Every time we tried to find our way back to the fancy hotel, we ended up in another terrible situation—another dingy alley, another gross restaurant, another bad hotel.
This cycle repeated, like, 20 times. We just kept getting lost, finding new sketchy streets, and getting stuck in even worse situations. And through it all, I kept cracking jokes to keep everyone’s spirits up. I might not have been helping much with directions, but at least I was making everyone laugh. What else could I do?
Finally, The Hotel!
After what felt like forever, we finally managed to find our *real* hotel. It was like a dream come true. We walked into the lobby, and suddenly, everything felt *right* again. The hotel had everything: luxurious sheets, excellent room service, and a huge bathtub to soak in after the worst couple of days ever.
The Kissy Kissy Ooo Returns
With the worst behind us, Neo and Lily decided to pick up where they left off—more kissy kissy ooo time! They were back to being the cutest couple ever, and honestly, I couldn’t blame them. After all the chaos, they deserved a little romance. I just made sure to stay out of the way... for the most part. Maybe I took a few pictures here and there, but who wouldn’t? They were adorable!
Everything Was Fine... Finally!
In the end, the trip was one for the books. Sure, we got lost in the sketchiest streets, stayed in some awful hotels, and ate worms and butterflies, but we made it through together. And I got to make some *legendary* jokes along the way! It wasn’t the vacation we expected, but it was definitely one we won’t ever forget. I can’t wait to tell you about our next adventure. Who knows what’ll happen next?!